Hutang PTPTN..Ohh Pulaaangkanlaah..
Posted on March 15, 2007
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Sedikit lawak…tarik tali pungut hutang antara Ex-Student dan Pegawai PTPTN…hehe..kena nyanyi ikut rentak lagu Misha Omar..Pulanglah..
(Ex-Student) Sedikit bunga yang menggoda,Sekadar dipandang usah dibayar, Kau pasti tak percaya, Duitku bukan untukmu sayang
(Pegawai PTPTN) Tiada kusangka kau sungguh kejam, Kau peram hutang yang engkau pinjam, Namun takkan bahgia kehidupanmu, Bila engkau berkonvo…kau milikku..Pulangkanlah hutang-hutangku,
(Ex-Student) Oh hentikanlah menghantuiku…
CHORUS:
(Pegawai PTPTN) Oh pulangkan oh pulangkanlah padaku..pulangkan semua hutangku, Yang dikau peram tanpa relaku
(Ex-Student) Bebaskanlah maafkan daku oh kasih..
(Pegawai PTPTN)..Tiada kemaafan di sini, Kau hutang tanpa bayar sesen lagi, Akan kujejakimu ke mana jua, Hingga akhir masa sayang…Hehe..all credit to Mr. Ron Jay..
So pengajarannya di sini, sesiapa yang masih lagi ada utang kat PTPTN, bayarlah cepat, sebelum kena gam..
[PELAJAR PTPTN DAN SELEBRITI HOLLYWOOD]

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lirik yg amat bagus untuk lagu hutan PTPTN tu…
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harap2 caj perkhidmatan PTPTN akan dimansuhkan..lg cepat hutang aku abis…
dgr depa akn turunkn charge dr 6% ke 3% .. klau x silap lah ..
Huhuhu..lawaks siut..alhamdulillah..subbaik hutang aku selamat diconvertkan..kalau hutang..kenalah bayar..
HUTANG AKU MELAMBAK LAGI OOOO…HUHU SAKIT HATI MENDENGAR…
Lek Adreanna..biar bayar sket..jgn sampai tak bayar langsung.
Tul ckp SAZREENA tu ADREANNA … PTPN ke, MARA ke, Yayasan ke .. yg penting kita bayar wlaupn skit2 .. at least akaun hutang kita tu ‘brgerak’..
X de versi ‘KU SERU’ ke? ..
Tu lagu cam nak menurun..
Ye la SAZREENA ..nak kna dpatkn lagu ‘menurun’ biar charge PTPN tu jadik trun ke 3% .. Sian kat ADREANNA n AKU BEST tu.. cian depa.. kang x psl2 melalak jdi pontianak!
Cnc dpt idea lirik lgu ni awal pagi tadi.. Khas buat ADREANNA n AKU BEST .. sorilah klau x brapa mnjadi ek..1st time lah katakn ..
** KU RAYU ** (a.k.a KU SERU)
Ooo .. huu huu …
Hmm .. mmmm..
Ku mmbayangi akaun PTPN ku
Tak hbis hbis duk mghantui ku
Ku ingin mmbayar hutang itu
Namun duitku tak penuh saku
Diri bgini kerna ku kerja
Gajiku cukup cukup saja
Badanku kurus dh tggal rangka
Makan maggi kari dan asam laksa..
Nat wat camna .. ehek! ehek!
# Oh dgarlah rintihan perutku
Mgpa charge PTPN tu ku rayu
Kerna tak thn perut mragam selalu
#Sori .. trtekan SUBMIT tdi .. actually mata dh ngantuk ni .. tpi tahan jap demi ADREANNA n AKU BEST#
Cnc dpt idea lirik lgu ni awal pagi tadi.. Khas buat ADREANNA n AKU BEST .. sorilah klau x brapa mnjadi ek..1st time lah katakn ..
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** KU RAYU ** (a.k.a KU SERU)
Ooo .. huu huu …
Hmm .. mmmm..
Ku mmbayangi akaun PTPN ku
Tak hbis hbis duk mghantui ku
Ku ingin mmbayar hutang itu
Namun duitku tak penuh saku
Diri bgini kerna ku kerja
Gajiku cukup cukup saja
Badanku kurus dh tggal rangka
Makan maggi kari dan asam laksa..
Nat wat camna .. (nada sebak)
# Oh dgarlah rintihan perutku
Mgpa charge PTPN tu ku rayu
Kerna tak thn perut mragam selalu
Tringin gak nk makan McD d situ
Oh dgarlah bunyi tabung ayamku
Kau tahu hanya itu yg ku mampu
Oh cepatlh turunkn charge itu
Ku jnji nti byar lik suku suku ..hutang itu .. oo.. oo
Dah berbulan brlalu..
{Pgwai PTPN : Nsb baik kau tahu..}
Maafkan daku ..
(ulang #)
Smpai d sini aku mnyanyi
Aku nk p smbung mkn maggi
Tugasmu ku mngerti ..
Ada duit lbih nti aku p bayar , aku janjiiii .. yea.. yea..
Okay x ADREANNA? AKU BEST? Klau x best, x kutuk CnC tau..
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