It’s time to post something different today..Found a few jokes on the internet that I would like to share with you.

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Sami Belu
Didalam kelas murid darjah kelas tiga saorang guru cuba bertanya murid nya tentang pengetahuan am.
Rajoo cuba jawab siapa pemimpin orang india di negara kita?
Rajoo menjawab. “Datok Sami Belu!”
Bagus kata guru . “Apa parti yang dipimpin-nya?”
Rajoo menjawab..”M..I..C”. Bagus! kata guru ..”dan apa makna M.I.C?” Dengan pantas rajoo menjawab..”Minister of Indian Contractors”
Guru Rajoo terbatok batok mendengar jawapan Rajoo.

Bangla dan Rumah Hantu
Seorang pemuda Bangla ditangkap di-tempat funfair di ibu kota dan di-hadapkan di-mahkamah atas tuduhan meramas tetek pengunjung rumah hantu dan di-bicarakan:-
Hakim: Kamu Hamid Gulam di-tuduh bersalah meramas tetek wanita ditempat kerja kamu. “mengaku salah atau tidak?”
Lalu Bangla menjawab tidak mengaku bersalah.
Hakim bertanya mengapa tak bersalah? Si bangla menjawab itu memang tugas nya di-rumah hantu.
Lalu Hakim bertanya apa tugas kamu? Bangla menjawab “Sebagai hantu tetek tuan!” Hakim tertawa…kah! kah! kah!

Jealousy - I don't have big BOOBS!

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JEALOUSY!

Aged Women

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

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WATCH YOUR EYES GUYS!

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