Lawak Jenaka Lucu - Jokes for Laughs!
Posted on July 12, 2007
Filed Under Jokes & Weird Stuff
It’s time to post something different today..Found a few jokes on the internet that I would like to share with you.
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Sami Belu
Didalam kelas murid darjah kelas tiga saorang guru cuba bertanya murid nya tentang pengetahuan am.
Rajoo cuba jawab siapa pemimpin orang india di negara kita?
Rajoo menjawab. “Datok Sami Belu!”
Bagus kata guru . “Apa parti yang dipimpin-nya?”
Rajoo menjawab..”M..I..C”. Bagus! kata guru ..”dan apa makna M.I.C?” Dengan pantas rajoo menjawab..”Minister of Indian Contractors”
Guru Rajoo terbatok batok mendengar jawapan Rajoo.
Bangla dan Rumah Hantu
Seorang pemuda Bangla ditangkap di-tempat funfair di ibu kota dan di-hadapkan di-mahkamah atas tuduhan meramas tetek pengunjung rumah hantu dan di-bicarakan:-
Hakim: Kamu Hamid Gulam di-tuduh bersalah meramas tetek wanita ditempat kerja kamu. “mengaku salah atau tidak?”
Lalu Bangla menjawab tidak mengaku bersalah.
Hakim bertanya mengapa tak bersalah? Si bangla menjawab itu memang tugas nya di-rumah hantu.
Lalu Hakim bertanya apa tugas kamu? Bangla menjawab “Sebagai hantu tetek tuan!” Hakim tertawa…kah! kah! kah!
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JEALOUSY!
Aged Women
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
WATCH YOUR EYES GUYS!
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Bocor Lagi
by Keris Silau - Malaysia Today
Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it’s PWD
Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury
Nice décor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi
The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy
Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri
Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers’ money
So please spend the money wisely.
Ha!ha!ha!ha!
If Samy Belu sees this website, tentu 100% mengamuk die but it was really, really funny!
And to the government, u buat ape pun rakyat will surely know in the end. So kerjale dengan jujur dan ikhlas. One day, our future generation tentu akan kata what a ‘tragic’ government we had?
SATIRICAL SINIS UNTUK PAK LAH
Pak Lah pelopor Islam Hadhari
Tak lama lagi dapat seorang isteri
Tukang penyedap tiang seri
Combi-combi frust gigit jari
Terlepas jadi isteri Perdana Menteri
Pak Lah pilih adik-ipar bekas isteri
Semua dah berkenan kata Khairi
Spokesperson untuk Kamal dan Nori
Auntie Jeanne tidak asing bagi kami
Majlis akad nikah is for family only
If you are not invited very sorry
Just a simple akadnikah ceremony
Pak Lah don wan any dowry
If you are sending gift send them to me
I will donate to all charity body
But expensive gift can close one eye only
Expensive gift is like Porsche or Ferrari
Rolex, Patek Phillipe, Omega or Bvlgari
Small gift like Selangor Pewter or Crabtree
Ucapan tahniah boleh taruh Utusan and NST
Since UMNO owned both company
Kenapa I pilih nak kahwin lagi
Itu satu soalan peribadi
Anyway masih banyak ruang di hati
Tapi I tak kahwin lebih dua isteri
Itu you all dont worry
I bukan miang keladi
I just need a company
Since I am very lonely
And you know I am old already
Who want to take care of me
Anyway lama dah ni
You know lah mana tahan lagi
Don’t offer me any Tongkat Ali
I will go slow and steady
Honeymoon of course luar negeri
Tak main lah Pangkor or Langkawi
Naik I punya jet peribadi
Nak main aci lot with my new isteri
Itu Menteri Budaya dia sudah perli
Dia kata I akan lebih bertenaga lagi
Nanti I pecat dia jadi Hantu punya menteri
Okay lah joke only
Nothing to do yang hidup atau yang mati.
wau..pandainye creater nie..
Aku tak paham langsung..nak cakap english cakapla ni pergi gatal pergi campur bahasa melayu..Aku rase baby lagi pandai..
Bahasa rojak,mcam tu la Zie..
Sungguh lawak sajak2 dia atas tu..hehehe