Rimbutt 2000 - Harry Potter’s Vibrating Broomstick from Mattel..
Posted on January 20, 2008
Filed Under [G] Hollywood
A new toy has arrived in town in the U.S. but it was only after a few weeks in the market that the toys have been pulled off the shelves. The reason..it’s vibrating sensations prove to be too much for the ladies. Indeed, the vibrating broomstick is sweeping teenagers off their feet since the first day it hit the stores, putting smiles on the faces of grandmothers and leaving young girls completely legless, or in some cases, flat on their backs with their shaking thighs wrapped around a length of vibrating wood. The reason for this throbbing tsunami of joy? The Rimbutt 2000 Harry Potter Broom—a four-foot long vibrating stick hand-crafted from solid beechwood—which promises to give Harry Potter fans ‘the ride of your life.’
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BOYS ARE NOT ENJOYING THE TOY AS MUCH AS THE GIRL!
Unlike previous Harry Potter broom replicas which failed to capture the imagination of female movie fans, the Rimbutt 2000 not only vibrates along its entire length, which is thoughtfully ‘grooved for easy riding’, but has a ‘generously sized’ three inch diameter handle that rotates to allow kids to experience ‘the authentic sensation of flight just like their favourite Quiddich team.’ A feature prized by one delighted sixteen-year-old girl who told us that her broom had taken her ‘to the moon’ on several occasions—or could she have meant Uranus? 
The sale of the product on the Amazon has attracted comments such as follows:
Purchased this broomstick for my 5 year old son. Luckily he got bored with it in the first week and it’s stayed in mommys bedroom ever since. I like to ride my broomstick most evenings after he’s gone to bed, and the sound effects make me giggle, while the vibrations make me moan. Batteries could last a little longer though.
My parents bought this broom for my sister, and she’s told me how much she’s enjoyed it. The smooth, durable handle, the vibrating, the sound effects, the vibrating, the overall Harry Potter-like experience, and the vibrating. I always hear my sis flying around in her bedroom while moaning spells and screaming and stuff. She just has so much fun!
I bought this Harry Potter toy for my niece’s 6th birthday, and I LOVE IT!!!!! I have NEVER enjoyed a children’s toy so much! I cant find these suckers in stores anymore, however I’ve purchased three on eBay as presents for some girlfriends of mine. The broom is not incredibly durable, so I dont run around the house with it…I simply lie on my back on my bed (or on the couch) and play with it for HOURS!!!! Great entertainment for the price. I’ll never have to leave the house again : )
i love my new pocket rocket. it makes me so happy in the morning and the evening, sometimes, i use it during the daytime and i go CRAZY!!! thanks toy people for my new crotch rocket.
Why in the h*ll are you guys selling this?? It is a Sex toy… You put it under your legs and it vibrates, So now you are learning orgasm to children…. this is not good…
Mattel is going into the sex industry through the kids channel? This is too much too take. What else will you be seeing after this? Spiderman latex suits? Inflatable cat women? Don’t sweat it, it definitely will not arrive on our shores.. But don’t forget to include China or Taiwan in your next holiday trip ya..!
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NIMBUS 2000 AND RIMBUTT 2000 AS IT’S KNOWN IN THE U.K. THE GIRLIES’ GIFT FROM HEAVEN!
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Vibrating broomstick? Neat…
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa…… owh my gosh!! tht was funny…. do thy really sell those brooms?????? i want to get one fr my unmarried aunty…… hhahaahahahahaaa….. she’s gna LOVE harry potter after this….. ahahahahahhaaaaa…..
LMAO lol you made me spit my drink all over my keyboard!!!!!!!!!1
I have one from one Halloween costume and still do too bad im a male and dont like pocket rockets
i wish they were they were still selling them. i want to get one for my friend bobbie…. she would enjoy that……………………
lol that was so random you sell a vibrating broomstick to little kids who girls espically enjoy it very much, i don’t understand that how they let them pass this without a single notice that girls can use them for …… entertainment xD
If u still want to buy one for a girl check eBay xD
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daym…i need to get me one of those……………….
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i feel like a little witch ;0